"A study conducted by a University of Southern California psychologist found that women suffer from impaired cognitive function while pregnant..."
Proof (so far):
Saturday February 7th: Wanted to make some scrambled eggs for breakfast so I turned the oven on. That's right...the oven. Thank God it made a noise when it had preheated...the scrambled eggs had been made and consumed by the time the oven was ready.
Thursday February 19th: Had my grocery list in my hand and exactly one hour to get there, shop, and get home. I drove to the library, got out of the car, and went inside. I actually remember wondering which aisle the hot sauce would be in.
Sunday February 22nd: After pouring myself a delicious bowl of cereal and milk I returned both items to the fridge. Only to notice 3 hours later that Special K does not need to be refrigerated.
Friday March 6th: Riggs and I were going for our evening stroll. My coat is on, gloves are on, I am ready to go. I grab the leash and the house key and I am out the door. I am in the middle of locking the door (our locks are very tricky and take some effort) when I notice that the dog is still inside, just staring at me with a slight cock of the head. What in God's name was I going to do with a leash and no dog?!
Wednesday March 11th: Getting ready for work, hop in the shower with my pajamas on! This happened in mid January as well.
I will keep you posted on any other disturbing phenomenon.
Smooches---K
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Poor....poor hubby L. Yes...that's right...poor L...I pity the poor man who has to put up with this! It is only going to get worse until delivery!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm joking....my fav was of course the pajamas in the shower....followed closely by the hot sauce at the library :)
You hang in there K....I really can't imagine you doing any of these things. You are so on top of everything all the time....I must admit this is certainly strong supporting evidence of pregnancy induced impaired cognitive function!!
I agree that L does need to be pitied but so far none of my antics have affected him directly, I am sure he will let you know as soon as they do. :) You are right, I pride myself on being organized and one step ahead of the game but I am slowly learning the art of "winging it."
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