A Love Story (perhaps one-sided)

Luke: "Mom, I have got an idea!"

Riggs: "This can't be good."

Luke: "I would like you to document this on that contraption you are always pointing at me. Is that a good angle? Can you get both Riggs and me? "

Riggs: "Seriously, the camera, AGAIN?! Did you not notice that I was sleeping two seconds ago?"


Luke: "Excuse me, Riggs? It is no secret that I like you, I really like you and I want you to like me too. I think we could be best friends. I am going to show you just how much I care."


Riggs: "Ummm....You are getting a little too close and I have seen that your balance is not the best so I am predicting that this will end badly. If I just say that I like you too will you leave me alone?"

Luke: "I have seen Mom and Dad pet you so I know you like it. There, ahhh, that feels good right? Friends pet you Riggs, I want to be your friend!"

Riggs: "Yea, that is not so bad, nice and gentle though, no pulling massive amounts of hair out in your grubby little hands."

Luke: "Oh, maybe you will like this more than just being pet. I feel like I need to go an extra step so that you will be my best friend. I have no idea what I am doing but I can reach your leg and it is not too heavy so I will lift it...seems like it would be fun for both you and me!"

Riggs: "Are you serious?! What about this seems FUN? Have you ever seen humans lift dogs' legs as a sign of affection????? Oh, that's right, you have only been on the planet for 5 months! You have a lot to learn kid!"

Luke: "Oh, I know what will guarantee a friendship with you, I will eat your leg! Yes, that is the ticket!!! Luke + Riggs = BFFs"

Riggs: "I give up!"